Yes, you do in fact wear too much self tanner and we know, you played QB at the Ohio State University.
Just so everyone remembers, you were not very good:
Yes, that nice Michigan man fell on you and it probably had something to do with the fact that he also thought you were a tool. Perhaps he was jealous that you were the 1988 Ohio High School Player of the Year for football and couldn't handle your greatness. I don't know.
Bubba doesn't have all of the answers, but he does know that you are a tool.
*This article was in no way meant to offend or harm the feelings of his toolness, Kirk Herbstreit.